Tuesday, March 28, 2006

They Have Taken My Lord and I Don't Know Where They Laid Him

Well, actually, I do. Down at the county slammer. Not that those earthly bonds could hold him! Yeah, this morning around 10:00 at the Last Public Place in America this dude was escorted out in cuffs by two of OKC's finest (wearing bulletproof vests, I might add). Apparently, a woman was making a call on her cell phone (not a stall call) and this guy, we'll call him ... Jesus, thought she was taking a photograph of him. And so he knocked the phone out of her hand and reminded her that you can't take photos of Jesus. 'Cause he is Jesus. He would know. So Jesus is spending the night in the pokey pending assault charges. I think the part about not taking photos of him was in one of the Gospels that got cut at the last minute. I told the security guard, "well at least he didn't 'know' her." But he didn't get my biblical meaning so it was a wasted gem. Bible quizzers should be getting it about.........now.

The Killer has announced her birthday wishlist. A French Revolution "war set", a Jesus action figure from Archie McPhee, and more mixes for her Easy Bake Oven. I have no idea where to find a French Revolution war set. I'm sure toy guillotines were banned in the 1960s. The kid loves Marat, what can I say?

2 comments:

Adjective Queen said...

I've been wanting that Jesus action figure to go with my Super Librarian action figure (Jane Austen is also on my list.)

Anonymous said...

It will come as no surprise to anyone who knows him, but son #2 actually owns this action figure. Want me to snag it for you? He also has an Elvis and a gargoyle that he's parked atop my computer--don't know for sure what it means. Don't know that I want to know.